01/05/2020

Welcome to a new month, same old S***. Shall we see what's rantable today.

First in America, the idiocy that is the president is now claiming he has evidence that COVID-19 is a man made disease manufactured in a laboratory in Wuhan, China. His spies have yet to determine the cause of the outbreak, but have said it is not man-made or genetically modified which Trump has undermined when asked by reporters, "Have you seen anything at this point that gives you a high degree of confidence that the Wuhan Institute of Virology was the origin of this virus?", his reply was, "Yes, I have. Yes, I have," without specifying what evidence he had seen just going on to say. "And I think the World Health Organisation [WHO] should be ashamed of themselves because they're like the public relations agency for China". When he was asked later to clarify his comment, he said: "I can't tell you that. I'm not allowed to tell you that". This is clearly a man on the brink of a breakdown, unable to perform the very serious role of leader and only seems from the outside to be there to prosper financially from it. 

While this idiot rallies distrust in the safety of the Whitehouse, his loyal cheerleaders and gun toting morons once again took to the streets of Michigan, this time protesting in the state capitol building without masks or social distancing chanting for state businesses to reopen (Only in America do you find this kind of moron). It was organised by the Michigan United for Liberty group and dubbed "The American Patriot Rally". These idiots are protesting in the state which has recorded the highest death toll from the virus in America, but they think they know better than their democratic appointed leader. America I pity your existence with morons like that being allowed to carry legally owned firearms, your apocalyptic downfall is on the horizon unless laws are changed sending you back to the eighteenth century.

On that note shall we take a look at dear old Blighty. So we have two disturbing headlines, the first been the government can't seem to agree on safety precautions as Johnson tells a press briefing wearing masks is a good idea to prevent infection just a week after his deputy said they weren't required. Just get your heads together and make up your F****** minds. Also Johnson likes to give out good news in briefings which he can't at the minute because there is non.

The second headline is yet another cock up by the government as it is revealed by senior doctors that the stockpiled ventilators purchased from China are the wrong type and would kill patients rather than aid them towards recovery, what a S*** show this current government is putting on, showing ineptitude in every department.

So is there any good news today? All I can find is that at least during the clap for the NHS Thursday the morons kept away from the bridges in London and adhered to the social distancing rules.

Rant you tomorrow!